why i need two bags

I lug them, carry them, tote them, cart them, clutch them, hold them, tug them, bear them, and take them wherever I go. Aside from sometimes doubling as the needed pillow for my lower back, those that I call mine are converted into nominees for the eighth wonder of the world.

Bag to contain the N91 and black case, HP iPAQ and black case, Sony Cyber-shot 7.2 megapixels, MSI Megabook laptop, Issey Miyake Eau de Toilette, Body Shop White Musk Body Lotion, "Sons and Lovers" by D.H. Lawrence, "Idiot's Guide to Project Management", black clearbook, black business diary, Watsons battery-operated toothbrush, Barbie pink purse with the rest of the toiletries, Georgio Armani sunglasses and black case, Precious Moments tin pen and pencil case, Centropell black wallet, black coin purse, Bank of Commerce cheque book and black case, black leather name card holder, almond Kisses, house keys, and the Rosary.

Yes, I need two. Minimum.