Tuesday, June 05, 2012

won't mind not knowing


After seven seasons, we are nowhere nearer to knowing the girl that Ted will end up with.  But who cares? That would mean the end of this awesome series and we are not ready for that yet.  For the mean time, I'm keeping track of the episodes to stay pretty legen- waitforit - dary!

Complete Season 7

1 The Best Man
While Barney prepares for his wedding, he and Ted reminisce
about Punchy's wedding. Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

2 The Naked Truth
Marshall finally lands his dream job, but he worries that his new employer would rescind the offer because of some past videos
showing him as a streaker. Ted is at a loss over whom to take
to the Architects' Ball.

3 Ducky Tie
Ted runs into his old girlfriend, Victoria, and tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship. Marshall and Lily make
a bet with Barney that could force him to wear Marshall's ducky tie.

4 The Stinson Missile Crisis
Robin is forced to undergo court-mandated therapy sessions after she assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship with Nora.
Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

5 Field Trip
Ted takes his class on a field trip and Barney tags along. Meanwhile, Marshall takes matters into his own hands when his boss treads too carefully in making a huge settlement with a major company.

6 Mystery vs. History
The gang intervenes in Ted's business when he refuses to gather information online about a woman he is going to date. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily decide not to find out the sex of their baby, but they are tempted to change their minds while setting up the baby's room. 

7 Noretta
Kevin helps the gang realize that their partners remind them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of horrible events.

8 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Ted runs into "The Slutty Pumpkin" but realizes that she is not "The One". Barney learns he is part Canadian and Lily has pregnancy brain.

9 Disaster Averted
While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

10 Tick Tick Tick..
Barney and Robin hide a deep secret from their partners. Ted, Lily and Marshall attend a concert.

11 The Rebound Girl
On Thanksgiving, Ted and Barney talk about a potential life-changing decision together by adopting a baby. Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island to start their new life as a family. Robin reveals a shocking secret to Barney.

12 Symphony of Illumination
Robin receives the bad news that she can never have children and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall is trapped on the roof of his house in the suburbs.

13 Tailgate
Marshall visits his father's grave to continue an old family tradition. Barney and Ted open a new bar and Robin's career takes a more positive turn.

14 46 Minutes
Marshall and Lily move to Long Island and her father won't stop tormenting them about their house. Barney declares himself
"New Leader of the Gang" now that Lily is not present to boss Barney around. 

15 The Burning Beekeeper
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party,
where various things go awry.

16 The Drunk Train
Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

17 No Pressure
After Kevin breaks up with Robin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Barney finds something private in Marshall and Lily's things. Special appearance by Conan O'Brien as a background extra in MacLaren's.

18 Karma
Barney tries to convince Quinn to go out with him. Ted wonders what to do with the room now vacated by Robin, who has moved out to the suburbs with help from Marshall and Lily.

19 The Broath
Barney and Quinn want to move in together, but Barney's friends don't like or trust Quinn and try to break them up. Robin and Ted fight over who deserves to sublet Quinn's apartment.

20 Trilogy Time
Ted, Marshall and Barney watch the original Star Wars trilogy and suddenly think about their lives three years into the future.

21 Now We're Even
Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream, but Marshall is not in it. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

22 Good Crazy
Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

23 The Magician's Code, Part One
Marshall and Barney are still in Atlantic City when Lily goes into labour. In order to get back to Manhattan in time for the birth, Marshall must do a deal with the devil — Barney. While waiting for them to get back to the city, Ted and Robin try to keep Lily's mind occupied.

24 The Magician's Code, Part Two
Robin tells Ted that he has a history of bad relationships with every girl he has dated. He realizes that this is true except for Victoria, and makes it a plan to contact her. Ted is conflicted when Victoria meets up with him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. He accepts, but on the way decides to take the runaway bride back to her wedding. Soon after, he again chooses to elope with her. Lily and Marshall have Robin take pictures of the baby's first day to send out a card to everyone, but nothing turns out as well as they hoped. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with. The box is a magic trick that, when performed, reveals an engagement ring.

- collected from various episode guides